Written Harassment ☆ Kuroko no Basket

Series/Pairing: Kuroko no Basket Kagami Taiga/Kuroko Tetsuya
Prompt: kagakuro, passing notes in class? sorry if it’s kinda boring
Date Written: 08/01/2014

Kagami startled out of his slumber when he felt a poke to his back. He’d fallen asleep in class again and when he opened his eyes, he was glad to see that the teacher was still talking and he had gone unnoticed. He straightened all the same, sitting back up and trying to look awake despite the half lidded gaze he directed to the front.

He’d assumed that was why he’d been poked – Kuroko trying to avoid him getting into trouble – but the poking continued. Waiting until the teacher was writing something on the board, he glanced back quickly and mouthed ‘what?’ only to have a folded piece of paper shoved in his face. He blinked, looking past it to Kuroko. The boy wasn’t even looking at him. He was busy writing down notes.

Making a face, he snatched the paper and turned back. Double checking to make sure the teacher was still busy, he unfolded it and glanced down.

You shouldn’t sleep in class, Kagami-kun.

Kagami felt a jolt of annoyance. Little shit. Picking up his pencil, he jotted down a response and passed it back under his arm to be subtle.

And whose fault is that, idiot?!

It’s a couple more minutes before he feels a nudge to his back again and he puts his hand under his arm to receive the note quietly.

It is bad rapport to blame an innocent party.

Kagami felt his forehead pulse with annoyance.

Innocent, my ass. You’re the one who called in the middle of the night.

You could have hung up.

How am I supposed to hang up when you’re saying such embarrassing things?!

Kagami-kun is the one who told me not to stop.

“I never said that!” Kagami shouts allowed, red faced and embarrassed as he crushes the note in his hand and turns to glare at Kuroko.

The class goes silent.

“Is there a problem, Kagami-kun?” The teacher asked. Kagami turned, shocked he snapped like that and he could practically see the waves of annoyance coming off them. “It must be pretty important for you to interrupt my lecture.”

“Uh, no, that’s just, Kuroko was—“

“You shouldn’t disrupt class, Kagami-kun.” The boy piped up, his voice calm as he looked to Kagami with a blank expression.

Kagami turned to look at him, his jaw clenched in anger. “Bastard…”

“If you’re so keen on wasting my time, Kagami-kun, I’ll happily see you after class.” The teacher responded.

Kagami startled. “Ah, wait-!”

“After class, Kagami-kun.” The teacher repeated and then walked away, continuing on with their lecture.

Kagami watched them go and then looked back to Kuroko and scowled him.

Kuroko simply looked back down to his notebook and continued to write notes, the tiniest of smiles on his lips.

In his annoyance, Kagami wrote down a quick note and passed it to him.

You did that on purpose, bastard.

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

FIN ★ ☆ ★ Constructive critique always welcome!

Stubborn ☆ Kuroko no Basket

Series/Pairing: Kuroko no Basket Kagami Taiga/Kuroko Tetsuya
Prompt: Kagami teasing Kuroko cause he cant reach something and them being idiots and eventually Kagami picks him up and holds him up so he can reach it Its cute, honest *hangs head in shame*
Date Written: 28/02/2014

“Why don’t you just get a stool?” Kagami questions, eyes flicking up at he leans against the door frame. He’s been silently watching Kuroko try and reach the popcorn bowl for about two minutes and the man has pretty much tried everything apart from the stool or climbing onto the cupboard.

The bluenette flinches, glancing back out of the corner of his eye before stubbornly looking back to the cupboard. “I do not need one.”

“The previews are almost over, you know. The movie is about to start. Do you want me to just pause it?” Kagami questions, leaning back to peak at the TV from behind his cupboards.

“No.” Kuroko replies, attempting again on his tippy toes to reach the bowl. “Isn’t this supposed to be in the bottom cupboard?”

“Big items go up top; it saves space.” Kagami watches in amusement before moving over.

He goes to reach over to Kuroko, fitting his hands at his sides in motion to simply lift him, only to get an elbow in the gut. The red head flinches, his arms dropping and he sinks against Kuroko’s back as he places a hand to his abs. “O-Oww, what was that for?!”

“Please don’t patronise me.” He says simply. Kuroko then opens one of the lower cupboards. He plants his foot onto one of the shelves and heaves himself up. The difference makes grabbing the bowl simple then and when he descends, he smacks the bowl into Kagami’s chest. “Bottom cupboard.” He adds, face as neutral as always before he goes to fetch the popcorn from the stove top.

Kagami rubs his sore muscles, chuckling softly as he sets the bowl on the counter top. “Right. Bottom cupboard.”

FIN ★ ☆ ★ Constructive critique always welcome!

Noise Complaint ☆ Kuroko no Basket

Series/Pairing: Kuroko no Basket Kagami Taiga/Aomine Daiki
Prompt: What if Kagami was kicked out by his previous landlord because all the neighbors complained that he was way too freaking loud when he frickle frackled?
Date Written: 04/03/2014

“Kagami-kun, your eyes are darker than usual.” Kuroko pointed out, lifting a box into the moving van and sliding it toward Kiyoshi who was lingering in the truck to pack everything in properly.

“Shut up!” The red head barked, clearly bristling with annoyance and likely embarrassment. “Why is Kiyoshi here, anyway?!”

Grinning widely, Kiyoshi lifted the box Kuroko had handed him and chuckled. “Kuroko said you needed help moving so I volunteered. College isn’t as glamorous as you might think. It’s a lot of studying.” He moves into the van to place the box inside. “I got bored.”

“You should have stayed there!” Kagami bit at him but gave a pained sound when there was suddenly a fist in his side. “K-Kuroko…”

“Don’t be rude, Kagami-kun. We couldn’t have come at all.” He says simply, looking annoyed.

Kagami glances to the side, looking over at his best friend and back up to his former teammate. Reluctantly, he grumbled an apology but his annoyance was still far from gone. “Where the hell is he?! Why isn’t he here yet? It’s his fault!”

“What did you say when you called him?” Kuroko questioned as Kiyoshi came back and hopped down from the truck. Kagami gave Kiyoshi a weary look but Kuroko quickly added, “Kiyoshi-senpai already knows.”

“You told him?” Kagami cried, looking humiliated.

But Kiyoshi doesn’t seem fazed. He simply laughs. “I always knew you were loud, Kagami, but I thought that was more for the court.”

Kagami flushed a dark red that matched his hair and he raised a fist at him. “Shouldn’t you be studying?!”

“I told you.” Kiyoshi says with a smile. “I got bored. I’m going to go grab more of the boxes. Maybe you should try giving him another call. We’ll need another pair of hands to move out the furniture.” And with that, he turns on his heels and starts to head back up to Kagami’s, well, now old apartment.

Kuroko turned back to Kagami. “What did you say when you called Aomine-kun earlier?”

“Eh? What else would I say?!” Kagami gestured to the van. “Told him to get his ass down here and help me move since he got me kicked out of my place! Ahh, man, my father is going to kill me when this gets back to him…”

“I believe your landlord specifically said that it was you being loud.” Kuroko replies simply. “It’s no wonder than that he is not coming.”

“What do you mean not coming?!” Kagami gritted and digs into his pocket to check his phone. Sure enough, no missed calls or awaiting text messages. He grips his phone, ready to snap when there is a scrape of shoes and Kagami whirls around.

Crossing the street was indeed Aomine Daiki, holding a grocery bag but his gaze wasn’t on Kagami or the moving van. It was instead staring up at the apartment and he grumbled as he came near. “Ehh, it’s a pity. I liked this place.”

“It’s your fault, you bastard!” Kagami snapped, no greeting in his voice. “Take responsibility!”

“Eh?” Aomine glanced over at him. “I don’t see how it’s my fault.” He then looks down at Kuroko and nods. “Tetsu, what are you doing here?”

“Helping Kagami-kun move. Kiyoshi-senpai is inside collecting more boxes. He needs help moving furniture.” Kuroko responds.

Aomine sighs. “Sounds boring..”

“Boring?!” Kagami shouts, ready to strangle the man but then suddenly the grocery bag he’d been holding was thrust into his chest. The red head calmed a moment in his confusion, taking the bag and glancing inside. “What’s this?”

“A house warming gift.” Aomine says simply. “For your new place.”

Kagami blinks but then falls back into an annoyed expression. “Shouldn’t this be an apology gift.”

“I can take it back.” Aomine responded without missing a beat. “You want me to help or not?”

“……Fine.” Kagami grumbles and reaches into the bag.

Aomine moves forward then and gestures for Kuroko to follow. “Come on, Tetsu.” He speaks simply and the bluenette nods and is quick to follow. They were already inside by the time Kagami gets the box out of the bag and starts peeling at the wrapping paper.

It’s sloppy and looks terrible but there are parts to it that look as if they’d been attempted to be folded with care. It’s just simple brown mailing paper but… somehow it helps sooth Kagami’s annoyance. He’s still pretty pissed but… it’s not like Aomine to give him a gift. Maybe he really was sorry.

Picking apart the package, he rips it open and pops open the box. He pulls back some of the paper inside and pulls out the present inside.

His eyes darkened.

His lips frowned deeply.

Dangling from his fingers was a red ball gag and underneath it in the box was a simple note that read ’For next time.’

Anger pulsed in his forehead and he crushed his fingers around the gag.

“….I’m gonna kill him. I’m gonna kill him.”

FIN ★ ☆ ★ Constructive critique always welcome!